• mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
  • me: the father of my children
  • mom: what
  • me:
  • me: what


  • mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes


  • me: ends up feeling bad for the serial killer or villain instead of the victim

  • Follower: I love your blog!
  • Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
  • Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)


Do some families actually have “family game night” because my family doesn’t even eat dinner together



“They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other.”
— Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook (via ashleyarminio)

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Hi guys, I'm Laura and I'm from Brazil, RJ. Bruna Campos is my best friend in the World. So, that's it. ''Live long and prosper''